did you have to say that so loud?

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“no, because you haf to burn zee fat, ok? you have haf to burn zee fat first, then vee work on zee toning – first vee must get rid of all zee fat, ok?!”

overheard: Virgin Active Chelsea, London

context: a trainer to her rather plump client at a slightly mortifying volume

 

One Response to did you have to say that so loud?

  1. "Ha ha ha…my dealer comes round on a scooter as if he's delivering pizza…ha ha…" – 50yds from Embankment station ~10.20pm